<Insert dramatic ESPN 30 for 30 intro music> What if I told you, that Segway is unveiling an electric dirt bike? Wait, what? Segway, famously responsible for hilarious tourist city tours where at least one person narrowly escapes death, is giving us the electric dirt bike we've all been desperately craving. Honestly, it sounds kind of amazing.
OKAY WAIT, SEGWAY MADE AN ELECTRIC DIRT BIKE?
The There' fewer things more representative of peak society than Segway making an electric dirt bike. Segway, the same company most famously responsible for inspiring hilarious tourist city tours where at least one person narrowly escapes death, is giving us the electric dirt bike we've all most definitely desperately been craving. Following the likes of Harley Davidson's Livewire, Segway wants you to think electric with your next two wheel purchase. Unlike Livewire, the Segway bike won't cost as much as a BMW 3 series.
While it all sounds like fun and games, we're genuinely excited for the Segway electric dirt bike. Coming in at 121 lbs, this thing is ridiculously light weight. More importantly, this bike features a swappable battery with 3 houors fast charging. Segway claims a single battery will get you just under 75 miles range.
DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
Yes, Segway is offering two flavors of the Segway eBike.
The one we care about is officially named the Segway Dirt eBike x260, but a smaller x160 model will be offered as well.
PRICE
Maybe $4,000? Not sure just yet.
SPECS
- +Range: ~75 miles on a single charge
- +Max speed: 46.6 mph
- +Weight: 121 lbs, also known as incredibly lightweight.
- +Horsepower: Seriously, does it really matter? Stop it, and get some help.